Seriously, Who Is Running This Company?

Seriously, Who Is Running This Company?

When you imagine what a stereotypical CEO looks like, what comes to mind? Probably not this guy:


Yes, that is Luke the CEO of Lojistic. Undoubtedly, in the moment pictured, he was primed for an epic Dungeons and Dragons quest.

Luke isn’t the only one at Lojistic that “evolved” over the years. So has Co-Founder & EVP Jared.


Despite popular belief, Jared was NOT a body double for Spanky in Little Rascals…although those royalty checks are pretty suspicious…

Some of us were fortunate to (mostly) avoid those awkward years, like Johnny, our Audit & Client Support Manager. Johnny has always had that sixth sense of knowing precisely where the camera is.


Years after this picture of Johnny was taken, his “steely” look served as inspiration for Ben Stiller in Zoolander.

Others on the team…have not been so fortunate.

Take Alessandro, who (somehow) exchanged his impressive title of ‘Best Bowl Cut’ for ‘Director of Development’. We’re unsure if that was an upgrade or downgrade.


He was literally “born to code” from the beginning.

So why did we put old (and somewhat embarrassing) school photos in our email signatures? Is it just a ploy to laugh at ourselves? Well, yes.

But we also wanted to add some levity to a relatively heavy year.  We’ve been missing those in-person events (large and small) that typically serve as memory milestones for the remainder of our lives.  So, we decided to pay homage to a small one that will likely be lost in the shuffle of madness this year: SCHOOL PICTURE DAY.

School picture day, that time-honored tradition and gift of memories that the little you gives to your future self. With distance learning in full swing, it’s likely that many schoolkids won’t have an opportunity to sit on that tall stool and tilt their chin 18 degrees to the left for an “unforgettable” school pic this year (we don’t count selfies). So, we decided to throw it back to school picture days from our past.


Below, find a few of the Lojisticrats in all their awkward glory. Enjoy!


“But I already gave you my lunch money.”

“I have a pet turtle.”

“I love Transfomers!”

“It’s called the wave.”

“Where’s the camera?”

“I stick gum under my desk.”

“Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there.”

“Crowns not frowns.”

“May I speak to the manager?”

“My Tomogachi hatched.”

“My Blink-182 cover band is playing in my parent’s basement tonight.”

“Yes, I love getting my picture taken.”

Tom -
“I just had an accident.”

“Have you ever put mentos in a 2 liter of coke?”

“Yes sir. I’ll have her home by 8.”

“Hello ladies.”


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